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Thursday, April 20, 2006
For the love of all that's holy...
By Greg Blaum @ 11:29 PM :: 1774 Views ::

OK, so when I started this little blog I promised myself that I'd never be one of those Dads that puts things up about bodily functions.  I'm afraid that I'm breaking that promise now.  Readers with weak constitutions should probably stop at this paragraph and read no further.


Today Caroline had perhaps the messiest (and smelliest) diapers that I've seen.  One of them required 2 priests and a bottle of holy water to exorcise the demons that were in it.  I was searching the basement for my chemical/biological/nuclear gear and a gas mask.  I swear, I find it hard to believe that something so positively vile can come from something so enormously cute.


Fortunately for Krista and perhaps unfortunately for me, I bore the brunt of these unprovoked attacks on my olfactory senses.  No doubt she's got reinforcements in there plotting for future campaigns.  I'm just not sure whether or not I should consider it "friendly fire."

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